Titles 1/22/22

yes, I am the Saint of S&M in the church.  Science and Mathematics.  Why?  What were YOU thinking?

Mischievous Elf 12/10/21

Then somebody dyed the reindeer red and green as they slept, very festive, but hardly appropriate for reindeer.  Comet was livid, especially since the red was so hard to get out that all it did was fade, inspiring the elves started calling him “Pink” and almost causing a copyright infringement lawsuit from a wonderful American pop star who dropped the suit because she’s just that cool.

Mooch’s Plea 11/5/21

I was living happily with my many feline friends that I was not letting get the food that the human was putting out in the weather.  It was beautiful.  Except when it rained.  Or snowed.  Or stormed.  Now I’m trapped in this heated and air-conditioned prison with the run of the entire place and all the food and water and treats I could possibly want.  It’s terrible.