Here’s a perfect example of a useless activity. As I’m sitting here using his computer, he’s outside. What kind of idiot goes outside when there’s food in the bowl?
Category: Humour
Movie Life 4/20/21
Watching a romantic comedy, it occurs to me that living in a movie world would be so different from living in the real world.
Rocky Start 3/7/21
I found this on the computer I need to learn to stop leaving open
TP 2/17/21
. I thought animals didn’t use toilet paper because they’ve not built the infrastructure necessary to process trees and manufacture toilet paper. Apparently, I’m kind of an idiot.
Superbowl Sunday 2/7/21
Full disclosure, this is not a sports post. Honestly, I’m not a sports fan. Growing up, when my father was watching Sunday football, I was watching movies on the “Football Hater’s Matinee”
The Rufus Response 1/15/21
It’s not nonsense, CAT. You wrote two blogs so far, and I’m here to say that we canines will foil your plans of domination.
On Human Behavior 1/8/21
In this entire time together, never once have I seen him lick his privates. I mean, seriously. Why doesn’t he lick is privates? Do you know how he keeps himself clean? With running water!
Sex 7/15/20
When women are with me, all they want is to go to bed. So, they say goodnight and show me out.
How men Think 3/11/20
I lived alone, was a much younger single man, so, of course, I was washing dishes, oh, how can I put this delicately? Let’s just say I was, oh, BUCK NAKED.
A Bleil Style Prom 12/9/19
Our senior year, my friend started dating a young woman, a freshman in another nearby high school. And me? I started working in a department store café as a dishwasher back when department stores had cafés.
