When I went to school, much more of these topics were considered to be subjects to be taught at home. I had a health class where they separated out the boys and girls and put up a diagram and taught us the physiology of the penis. We weren’t even privy to vaginal physiology
Here’s a perfect example of a useless activity. As I’m sitting here using his computer, he’s outside. What kind of idiot goes outside when there’s food in the bowl?
Watching a romantic comedy, it occurs to me that living in a movie world would be so different from living in the real world.
I found this on the computer I need to learn to stop leaving open
. I thought animals didn’t use toilet paper because they’ve not built the infrastructure necessary to process trees and manufacture toilet paper. Apparently, I’m kind of an idiot.
Full disclosure, this is not a sports post. Honestly, I’m not a sports fan. Growing up, when my father was watching Sunday football, I was watching movies on the “Football Hater’s Matinee”
It’s not nonsense, CAT. You wrote two blogs so far, and I’m here to say that we canines will foil your plans of domination.
In this entire time together, never once have I seen him lick his privates. I mean, seriously. Why doesn’t he lick is privates? Do you know how he keeps himself clean? With running water!
When women are with me, all they want is to go to bed. So, they say goodnight and show me out.
I lived alone, was a much younger single man, so, of course, I was washing dishes, oh, how can I put this delicately? Let’s just say I was, oh, BUCK NAKED.