When women are with me, all they want is to go to bed. So, they say goodnight and show me out.
Category: Humour
How men Think 3/11/20
I lived alone, was a much younger single man, so, of course, I was washing dishes, oh, how can I put this delicately? Let’s just say I was, oh, BUCK NAKED.
A Bleil Style Prom 12/9/19
Our senior year, my friend started dating a young woman, a freshman in another nearby high school. And me? I started working in a department store café as a dishwasher back when department stores had cafés.
Pitter Patter of Little Feet 11/7/19
my sister was given a parakeet when she was a senior in high school, back in 1872. Don’t worry; she doesn’t read my blogs.
A Strange Mind 10/3/19
Oh fine, go ahead and laugh. It's all well and good to laugh at my weirdness, but remember, I'm the one who has to live with this mind!
And Other Oddities 8/30/19
we argue about the gender of God, but NOBODY doubts that the Devil is a man!
Another Strange Tale 8/8/19
To this day, when I am driving with somebody and I see one of those trucks, I still say, in as a "matter-of-fact" voice as possible, "Yeah, I crushed one of those..."
More oddities 8/3/19
When I die, I'd rather have a roast than a traditional service. Then they can cremate me!!! MUA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My First Death 5/31/19
It's an odd feeling. I wasn't afraid I was going to die, I just knew I was dead. It was very calming, and aside from the thought of that report I was supposed to write, no, my life didn't flash before my eyes. Or maybe it did and I fell asleep. I dunno.
Flight Instructions 5/11/19
If you wish to have a little fun, remove the complementary barf bag, open it, and look at the poor slob sitting next to you while explaining “it’s for the inevitable” in as calm and matter-of-fact straight faced voice you can muster.
