Titles 1/22/22

yes, I am the Saint of S&M in the church. Science and Mathematics. Why? What were YOU thinking?

Star’s Review 1/11/22

Yes, indeed, he took me out of that stinky place with all of the filthy canines but if I didn’t want to go, I wouldn’t have. I just let him take me here so I could check out his house to see if it’s sufficient to fit my needs. Close call.

Picric Acid 1/2/22

I picked it up, and when I realized what it was, I quickly set it back down. Then, I immediately picked it up again so I could set it down more gently.

Old Teaching Injury 12/29/21

I can honestly look at somebody nowadays, and say, “oh, it’s an old teaching injury”. I mean, seriously, how many people can say that?

Three Wise Men 12/20/21

I really didn’t want to catch the garter

Mischievous Elf 12/10/21

Then somebody dyed the reindeer red and green as they slept, very festive, but hardly appropriate for reindeer. Comet was livid, especially since the red was so hard to get out that all it did was fade, inspiring the elves started calling him “Pink” and almost causing a copyright infringement lawsuit from a wonderful American pop star who dropped the suit because she’s just that cool.

Mooch’s Plea 11/5/21

I was living happily with my many feline friends that I was not letting get the food that the human was putting out in the weather. It was beautiful. Except when it rained. Or snowed. Or stormed. Now I’m trapped in this heated and air-conditioned prison with the run of the entire place and all the food and water and treats I could possibly want. It’s terrible.

Home Economics 10/3/21

When I went to school, much more of these topics were considered to be subjects to be taught at home. I had a health class where they separated out the boys and girls and put up a diagram and taught us the physiology of the penis. We weren’t even privy to vaginal physiology

Humans 4/29/30

Here’s a perfect example of a useless activity. As I’m sitting here using his computer, he’s outside. What kind of idiot goes outside when there’s food in the bowl?

Movie Life 4/20/21

Watching a romantic comedy, it occurs to me that living in a movie world would be so different from living in the real world.