Impending Doom 1/3/23

Carrying my bag of dirty laundry, the day started off with me slipping on the stairs and falling down them, gravity pulling me all the way down hitting each stair on the way.  My reflexes are still pretty good and I managed to avoid hitting my head, but it was excessively painful, and for somebody my age also very dangerous.


Halloween 10/31/22

I have an idea for a vampire cloak that, I believe would safely enshroud me in smoke.  I do need to get my sewing machine out to make it so I can see if it works as well as I believe it should, but how much fun would that be?  I’ve even gone so far as to purchase retractable fangs.  How fun to be in that cape, standing in a localized fog, smiling with fangs slowly ascending?