As I write this blog, Daylight Savings comes to and end. The clocks are to be set up, and today it’s an hour earlier than it was at this time yesterday. But if you think it’s difficult changing your clocks by an hour, try changing from counting down the years to zero to counting up.
Tag: humor
Cell Phones 5/18/22
The plan backfired, spectacularly, as the next thing I heard was a chorus from several students saying loudly, “DO MINE NEXT!!!”
Fool 4/1/22
the Three Stooges? How are those movies funny? Because they’re hurting each other? If I want to see a grown man slap another, I’ll watch the Oscars.
Old Teaching Injury 12/29/21
I can honestly look at somebody nowadays, and say, “oh, it’s an old teaching injury”. I mean, seriously, how many people can say that?
Warehouse 8/28/21
I would shout “is anybody in here”? If somebody yells back, “me”, then I caught them. But if I hear “No”, then I knew the warehouse was clear, and I could lock up knowing it was empty.
The Door 10/10/20
This is where the Swearese came in as he fricking bachin rafkin flipped the igging ackin frackin door over and measured out a new jarkin jerkin jorking line and grabbed his brankin bolkin brinkin handsaw and sawed the glarbin gribin grapin bottom off again.
Sex 7/15/20
When women are with me, all they want is to go to bed. So, they say goodnight and show me out.
A Strange Mind 10/3/19
Oh fine, go ahead and laugh. It's all well and good to laugh at my weirdness, but remember, I'm the one who has to live with this mind!
And Other Oddities 8/30/19
we argue about the gender of God, but NOBODY doubts that the Devil is a man!
No Blog Today 12/16/18
if you are the first car at the light you have to pause at green to be sure nobody is trying to beat the light coming the other way, but if you are the second car then you are required by law to honk when the opposing light turns yellow
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