This is where the Swearese came in as he fricking bachin rafkin flipped the igging ackin frackin door over and measured out a new jarkin jerkin jorking line and grabbed his brankin bolkin brinkin handsaw and sawed the glarbin gribin grapin bottom off again.
When women are with me, all they want is to go to bed. So, they say goodnight and show me out.
Oh fine, go ahead and laugh. It's all well and good to laugh at my weirdness, but remember, I'm the one who has to live with this mind!
we argue about the gender of God, but NOBODY doubts that the Devil is a man!
if you are the first car at the light you have to pause at green to be sure nobody is trying to beat the light coming the other way, but if you are the second car then you are required by law to honk when the opposing light turns yellow