It could have gone one of two ways. Dad could have laughed, or...well, I'm here writing the story,
Much like the scorpion that stings itself, such behavior of self-victimization and narcissistic controlling hurts the individual exhibiting this behavior as well as others.
I'm not quite sure the point of this. It might just be a way to get it out there and unburden myself. Maybe it will help somebody to realize that they are not alone in what they are going through.